Monday, December 19, 2005
Narnia: THE SEQUEL
I mean, come on.
COME ON, PEOPLE
Sunday, December 18, 2005
in case you wondered
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
buy me stuff
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
die, mutt
I have never seen this dog, but it must be small. Small, and noisy. I've endured its continual shrieking, hysterical little bark all day today. ALL DAY. Periodically I would interrupt my writing to brainstorm potential solutions. These included:
- Kidnap dog. Stuff in small bag. Throw bag into ocean.
- Break into neighbor's apartment. Liberate dog ... into the ocean.
- Kick dog very hard, into ocean.
- Wait on neighbor's front steps for neighbor to come home. Follow neighbor into house while imitating tiny shrieking barks. Refuse to leave or stop all night. Throw neighbor into ocean, with dog.
Sigh.
yap yap yap YAP yap YAP YAP
Monday, December 12, 2005
pictures at an exhibition
Much to my surprise, some of my family did come out to L.A. for Thanksgiving, although it had nothing to do with me. My younger cousin Amanda (as opposed to older cousin Heather — we are each 10 years apart) was in a national pageant, attended by Uncle Al. Her mom, my Aunt Phyllis, stayed in Georgia while my mom and grandma visited her, because she had chemotherapy (that's why I was surprised people came out here). Anyway I hadn't seen Heather or Amanda in about five years, so it was good to talk to them both a little. Amanda's gotten very grown up since I last saw her — although she's just as loud as I remember =] I guess that's what pageants require. She came to my tiny apartment with Heather and my Aunt Barbara, still wearing her sash and tiara, which I thought was hilarious. She earned it, though. They got to meet The Boy, too. He was very polite while we talked his ear off.
The day before Thanksgiving, The Boy's friends Mike and Deanna hosted a little party with Mike's cousin, Boy's friend Greg, and some other people, at their house. Mike got a Turkey fryer, and we had our own little Thanksgiving dinner. The Boy provided the fireplace DVD, freshly stolen off the Intarweb (probably one of the awesomest things ever — it had director's commentary and music, and three different fire modes!) Pat and Julie brought a Tofurkey, and it was pretty tasty, although more like tofu than turkey. A good time was had by all.
Okay. Then on December 4, The Boy (oh for crying out loud, his name is Nick) ran the Las Vegas marathon, so he and I and Mike and Deanna all trooped out to Sin City to party and (in Mike's case) blow large wads of cash. I lost five bucks but won one back, so I felt like a winner. I also got a pretty awesome sneer from the cashier at the Bellagio when I cashed my ticket for six whole dollars and cheered. =] While Mike played in a poker tournament at the Bellagio, Nick and I slipped out onto a balcony that's normally closed, where we could watch the fountains out front and see the little Eiffel Tower across the Strip. Sunday morning Nick had to get up before dawn and trot out into the 29° wind chill for the race. I am very fond of him, and I offered to go along, but secretly I was really, really glad to stay inside. He finished in about six hours, and returned to the hotel crusted with salt and wearing a little mylar blanket. Anyway we had a great time, and Nick is talking about going back for New Year's eve. Las Vegas is very shiny, and has many interesting people and tasty buffets. I am a fan, unlike some folks. Maybe I am more easily swayed by fancy buildings and free alcohol, though. Also I was there for longer than five minutes.
On Friday, I had to go to the L.A. Times to shadow a designer for one of my classes. I learned that:
- Apparently, all the men at the Times are gay; and
- Something about working at a newspaper makes people standoffish and weird.
It really wasn't as fun as I'd hoped (he was just doing the same thing I do at work all day, only with pictures), although the work environment was interesting and I got to see the test kitchen. One of the food writers had the best office, too: a window with a tree, two walls covered floor-to-ceiling with cookbooks, and free wine and chocolate sitting around everywhere. I am in the wrong line of work!
Now I just need to get my final projects finished, and I'll have a couple weeks of rest before I do it all again. *sigh*
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
celebrity semester
Hey, remember me? Sometimes I write blog posts. There have been a lot of things going on with me lately, nearly all of them good. Not the least of these is that there is now A Boy, whom I will call The Boy to protect the innocent.
A lot of my time is spent treading water, I feel. Lately, though, it's less like treading and more like swimming, because I'm going somewhere. Where, I'm not sure, but finding out is exciting.
It's not just The Boy who's causing all this change, either, although he is certainly a wonderful part of it. (Dang, he is cute. Cute!) For months, I've felt like something big was on the horizon, and now things seem to be moving. I'm getting things done, I'm going out and interacting with other humans, I'm eating breakfast in the mornings in an apartment that's clean and tidy, I play with my cats (although I am not home as much as they would like, which they indicate by TEARING UP MY DANG CHAIR), I read all kinds of interesting things, I go to class, I do my work.
Things is good. That's all I've really wanted for a long time.
Oh and btw, my classes next semester will be taught by a) Kenneth Turan, movie reviewer for the L.A. Times; and b) Steve Randall, editor of Playboy. Celebrity Semester!
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Excellent Washington Post column
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Literary Gossip
I'm not sure why this amuses me so much, probably because it's just like a party column in People, only with writers instead of starlets.
these writer types are a scream
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Also see this week's Tiny Showcase print; it's sold out, as usual, but cute!
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
It is a sickness
Friday, September 30, 2005
I sit in front of a computer all day
In other news, I'm seeing Serenity tonight with Lori. I think most of my friends are more excited about this than I am (I never watched Firefly, so I'd rather see Mirrormask), but it's nice to get out of the house. That is because, as I think I mentioned somewhere recently, I have certain habits involving sitting and computers.
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
I find these things so you don't have to bother
Reprographics is having a guest week, and today's strip was GREAT, and then I went to look at the artist's usual strip, and it too is GREAT, so here are some links. Also a run-on sentence.
http://www.chrisyates.net/reprographics/index.php?page=149
http://www.cavemonster.4t.com/
Check out this guest strip too, it was unfeasibly awesome: http://www.chrisyates.net/reprographics/index.php?page=146
It is by the guy who does The Unfeasible Adventures of Beaver and Steve (http://www.beaverandsteve.com).
You should look at Reprographics' regular posts, too, because they are pretty spectacularly awesome! Okay!
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Not Unexpected
Anyway there was a link on Metafilter today about a new Dutch reality show where people do drugs and try sex acts on air, then describe how it felt. So, so very Dutch.
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Fabulous Imported Music
Also, I feel kind of silly, posting pictures of my cats, but here you go. Have I reached a new low? Nah. The little one is Jupiter, and the confused one is Trigger.
KITTIES KITTIES KITTIES KITTIES
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Something about this makes me want to laugh until milk comes out my nose. I was a big Raffi fan, though. Maybe you were not. You know, if you lived your childhood in a joyless pit or something.
On an unrelated note, is it mistakenly anthropomorphizing my food to find it very sneaky that a loaf of bread grew mold only on the side I couldn't see? Gotta not buy Jerky Brand™ next time.
Answer: Yello'
Thursday, September 08, 2005
There is a man holding a live chicken standing outside my apartment. I think he's trying to sell it to my neighbors. He keeps saying "pollo" and "sabor" and ... wait I think he took the chicken inside. I repeat, the chicken has entered the building.
...the hell?
ka-ta-ma-ri! ka-ta-ma-ri!
Current Music: na naaaaa, na na na na na na naaa
Current Mood: elated
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Remember William Gibson's future? The Internet was going to be a place you could actually go, and fight evil programs with discs made of light. And lasers. But no, the Internet is what my Grandma uses to look up knitting patterns. Somebody's been lying to me!
Jeff Rowland has a meditation on this subject today.
Also over the weekend I played a game called Rez that Tech Support stole off the Intarweb and put on Lil Bro's Dreamcast. Now that is what the future was supposed to look like.
I'm totally hotlinking this picture, sorry Japan.
Monday, August 29, 2005
My little sister has awesome taste in music. And she's only 13.
We were talking on the phone yesterday, and she complained that people in Virginia only listen to country and rap, which is unfortunate but true. "So what music do you like?" I asked.
"Oh, I've been listening to Pink Floyd lately, but I really like The Who too, and Led Zeppelin, and Stevie Nicks."
I feel an overwhelming need to buy her CDs, now. Maybe some Flaming Lips, or Jefferson Airplane. The time is definitely ripe for the Fund for Encouraging Young People to Not Listen to Crap to roll into action. Anybody want to start a non-profit with me?
Sunday, August 21, 2005
There we were, aboard the Spirit of Dana Point, when a shout rose from the stern: "Here comes the Lynx!" Behind us appeared the many-sailed Lynx, larger and slower than the Spirit, but gaining on us. "Hands to tack!" shouted the captain. The crew ran to their posts, and waited. At the captain's command, the mainsail swung about, then the foresail, and finally the headsails crossed over and we swept around in a broad arc. The gunner shouted "Clear the deck!"and BOOM! We fired both canons on the Lynx. All hands cheered, and the day was saved.
Dude, that was totally my afternoon. Lori asked late last night if I wanted to see ships in San Diego today, and I was like "Well, I've got things to do, but I hate doing things, so okay!" It turned out to be the best choice ever, because we got to ride one of the tallships during a gun battle. We helped hoist the mainsail! Turns out that sucker's pretty heavy. And did you know how quiet and fast those big ships are when they get going? So neat.
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Okay, so I have been reading Harry Potter. That is my excuse. I still have a mound of graphic novels to wade through, but I know if I don't write this all down soon I'll forget it entirely. So. Highlights of Nerd Prom included:
- Fondling a box full of original cells and sketches from Ralph Bakshi's "Wizards." I didn't buy one, because they were the $$, but it was crazy to touch something that left such a mark (scar?) on my childhood. He's working on something new, I hear.
- Talking awkwardly to Jeffrey Brown, who seems to be at least as shy as I am. I asked him about how he organizes everything he puts in his autobiographical comics, and he showed me a beautiful little sketchbook with one of his scripts folded in it. His handwriting was microscopic and dense, big red squares of text interspersed with a few very loose sketches. It was somehow exactly what I'd have expected, if I'd been expecting things. He, too, is working on something new. I'm not sure if it's autobiographical or not, but it was what he was laying out in the tiny book. He signed "Clumsy," "Unlikely," and "Miniature Sulk" for me.
- I FINALLY met the lovely and talented Jeph Jacques! I did not throw myself at him, as was the plan, but I'm pretty sure his friend who was hanging out tried to hit on me. I was too "wuh buh guh?" to really catch on.
- At the table with Jeph (they are Dayfree Press brothers) were the White Ninja boys. They seemed really gratified when I looked at the sample page they handed me as I was wandering by and shouted "Oh you're White Ninja! I love White Ninja!" I bought a book from them and they did the BEST SKETCH EVER in it. Someday I will finish setting up my scanner, then you will see.
- I talked to R. Stevens about Pirates and Ninjas. I think they are natural enemies, but he tried to convince me that they fight together against the Vikings, who are angry because they don't get enough fiber in their diets (this from the proprietor of the "PoopJournal"). Also he told me that he does Diesel Sweeties with just a rectangular brush in photoshop, and a lot of cutting and pasting. And occasionally Google Images. NEAT.
- Also at the Dumbrella table, I talked to Jeffery Rowland, who told me how he and John Allison were drinking one night and came up with John's "The Child" storyline and Jeffery's pet zombie cat, Joanna. And though there are East, West, North, and South hamptons, there is no Hampton. Jeff just moved to Easthampton, with R. Stevens. Jeph Jacques lives in Westhampton. It is a webcomics mecca.
- Tenacious D played a free concert to promote their upcoming movie ("Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny"), and Lori and I went to see them. Lori was confused (she'd never heard of the band), but I thought it was pretty much a hoot. Hoot! The best was Jack Black's long spiel about how he played all the songs in the movie live except for one, where he had a small backing track, and then proceeded to pose like a rock god and wail on an invisible guitar while Kyle sipped water and waved one hand in front of his own strings, all as a complete song played. "Small backing track" my ass. It was pretty silly, but that's what you'd expect.
There was a real set from "The Corpse Bride" on display, and a guy demonstrating how the animation worked. He had a computer and a camera, and you could watch what he'd animated so far as the Con progressed. It took a long time.
Tim Biskup's "Helper"
General Grievous, and an assistant
The Meg, The Backpack, and The Wardrobe
How nice was this Bristol place? Nice. I would absolutely stay there again.
Not your average crappy hotel art. On the shelf, in a bowl, floats a fresh gerbera daisy blossom.
Hotel bathrobes: We are in the big leagues now.
And that's mostly it!
Saturday, July 30, 2005
*weep*
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
- I have a draft of a Comic-Con post, I swear. It's got pictures, even. If you're lucky, I'll post the video of the Uglydolls staggering around.
- I've been incurably grouchy the past few days, a state most likely brought on by a recent slump of irresponsibility. But, today on the way to work, I was following a yellow VW Beetle. Now, yellow Beetles are inherently cheerful. This one had a pretty mysterious license plate: "333HW". What on earth could that mean? I thought. The Beetle wasn't going fast enough for me, so I changed lanes to zip past it. As I glanced in my rear-view mirror, I saw the license plate now read "WHEEE". And then I laughed. For five straight minutes.
thank you, buglady
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Man, I'm beat. Lori and I got in last night and walked over to the convention center at about 8:30. We got our badges and bags o' free loot, and wandered down to check things out a little. As usual, the main exhibition hall is bewilderingly large. You'll think you've walked at least halfway across it, only to look at a map and see that you're a few rows over from where you started. And of course it's full of people and things and sounds and lights and craziness. I spent a lot of money today, all on good stuff.
Loot!
I also got to talk to a lot of people: R Stevens, Sam Brown (finally!), the White Ninja guys, that dude who does Bob the Angry Flower, James Burks, Raina Telgemeier, Jeffry Brown, Doug TenNapel, and a bunch of other really nice people who I wasn't there specifically to meet. I guess it's nice to meet new people occasionally. A lot of it was pretty nerve-wracking (Did I say the right things to R Stevens? What if he thinks I'm dumb? Aargh!) but a lot of it was really neat, too, like chatting with the guys who do "The Amazing Joy Buzzards" and meeting some nice guys with a really gorgeous comic in the works about H.P. Lovecraft (writer by day, adventurer by night!). I predict the Lovecraft boys may have some problems, because they were pretty blithely optimistic about not owning or having permissions for any of Lovecraft's copyrights, but more power to them. It'll be pretty, anyway.
I need to sleep. Here is me and an Uglydoll for you to dream on:
Current Mood: ZZZZZZ
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Especially giant plastic ones.
Current Music: Kettel, Twinkle, Twinkle that is you
Current Mood: hungry again (but not for chicken)
Thursday, June 30, 2005
I had the worst day ever at work today. It was awful. Too much to do, and people not doing their own work, so I have to take up the slack, and nobody gives me any credit for all the things I do, wah wah wah. I had to go in the bathroom and cry a little after lunch; it was just too much stress for one Meggish to take.
But I wasn't sad and grouchy for long after I got home. I was on the phone with That Girl and Lil Bro, when there was this HUGE noise outside:
screeCRASHcrashcrashshattercrunch
I ran outside, and saw a totally smashed SUV sitting on the sidewalk, and some kind of four-door sedan blocking the intersection (I live almost on a corner, by a stoplight). The sedan had run straight into the SUV, so the whole front was collapsed, and apparently the SUV rolled a couple of times. Lucky for the dumb-butt driving it (who ran the red light), it landed wheels-down. People were showing up from all over, and somebody shouted "call 911!" Since I had my cellphone in my hand, I said "I will!" and called (I totally hung up on That Girl without warning — I wasn't thinking too clearly). My phone screen said "SOS" when it connected, I noticed.
When you call 911 from a cellphone in California, you don't get the local dispatcher, you get the CHP (California Highway Patrol). I had to wait a few minutes, which is why they tell you to call from a land-line if it's really an emergency. Anyway by the time I got through the lady I talked to said there were people on the way, and as I hung up I could hear sirens. One fire truck, one ambulance, and two police cars. Neither of the guys driving had been injured, which is all good. In fact, they got out of their cars just fine and were standing on the sidewalk when all the big vehicles with shiny lights showed up.
So, I got to meet some of the people who live on my block (nobody seems to know anybody else's name, but we have nodding relationships), and hang out with Jody, who is one neighbor I actually know, and do a little civic duty on the side, albeit too late. By the time I went back inside, I was a lot more relaxed and not grouchy at all. Also I talked to Ed, who washes cars at the mechanic's on the corner, and made an appointment to get Whitey a bath. Ed usually parks on the corner, and his car would have been destroyed if it'd been there today. "I'm never parking there again!" he said.
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
This is a good story: I came home today, and sat on my bed to read. The bed was wet. Bad sign. Mr. Jupiter had peed on the comforter sometime during the day, I guess. So I hauled off all the sheets and stuff and washed the duvet and its cover (it came out of the wash beautifully — I was terrified it would be lumpy and awful). Later, I was putting the lovely warm, fragrant duvet back into the cover, when Jupiter hopped up onto the duvet and PEED ON IT AGAIN. Right there next to me! It was hilariously awful. I know you can't assign human emotions to animals like that, but damn, cat. What did I do to deserve that?
Sunday, June 26, 2005
(Here is an editorial on the Middle East by a pampered, college-educated liberal who knows a little but not enough of the whole story.)
I can't seem to get this off my mind, so I may as well write something about it. I was thinking the other day about how the U.S. is now all about "spreading democracy" or whatever, and how that, combined with this country's cultural imperialism, seems to be making an effort to "Americanize" the whole world. I thought of Iran, and tried to imagine what it would be like with a totally democratic system. It was hard. Are some countries just not built for America's vision of "democracy"? If you read or watch or listen to the news at all, you'll know that Iran just had a presidential runoff election. The man who won, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is a conservative hard-liner (of the kind that Iran seems to keep churning out). That's mostly what I've been reading in the news: "hard-liner! hard-liner! the reforms are over! nuclear discussions will break down! dark ages are on the way!" And I was troubled.
But then, I was listening to National Pinko Radio (non-denominational deity, bless NPR) and there was a fascinating segment that actually compared the two candidates, rather than relying on overused, jingoistic phrases like "conservative hard-liner" (I did it too, see?) that the mainstream media are using these days to mean "bad" (exept, of course, in our own country). Anyway, it compared Mahmoud whats-his-name with Hashemi Rafsanjani, the guy who ended up losing. Rafsanjani's rich, pro-West, and pro-Big Business. So, awesome, they've got the Fiscal Republican running against the Moral Republican. I'm all in favor of social reform in Iran, but is an elitist, would-be tycoon what the country really needs? Apparently the voters did not think so. Still, the thought of an "ultraconservative" president gives me hives. We'll have to wait and see.
Woo! Look, I have participated in science. You can too, just click the button!
Saturday, June 25, 2005
stormtroopers filking
amid manga-eyed furries
Ah! San Diego
from the Fantagraphics blog, Flog
It's almost that time of year again. I have been reading thousands of comics, web- and non-, and studying photos of my favorite artists so as not to have a repeat of last year, when I may have asked Sam Brown if Sam Brown was around. Then there was the year before, when That Girl and I bought shirts from Jeff Rowland and I had never read his comic and totally got the name of the character on my shirt wrong. That's one of the perils of being famous on the Internets, I guess. It's no good looking at the signage on the table, that'll just tell you that it's the right table. Is that guy Ryan North or some other Canadian? Did I just buy a minicomic from Raina Telgemeier's little sister? What's going on?
Oh and I got a kitten. A KITTEN. His name is Jupiter, and he is a ball of gray fuzz.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
SAW AQUALUNG AGAIN. FAB SHOW. WAVED AT MATT HALES FROM BALCONY. HAD EXCELLENT GIN AND TONIC. RECOMMEND TROUBADOUR AS VENUE. =
=MEG
I studied some neat telegram photos to do that, because I would offer you lot nothing but accuracy. Google-imaging (image-Googling?) "telegram" is something you ought to try. Jason G. took a bunch of photos at the show, and as soon as I can connive them out of him, I will share.
The Troubadour smells a little bit like wood, and a little bit like liquor. It is not unlike a pub in that respect. A pub with good music.
Cary Brothers (there are two of them, and they are not brothers, but one is named Cary) sang first, and I couldn't think of where I recognized him from until Matt & Co. snuck up on stage and they all played "Blue Eyes" very loudly together. And I thought "Aha!" Then Aqualung started in earnest. The songs are so much better live; this time there two whole percussionists (unless you're going to be really picky and count Matt on piano), and they added a definite energy to things. I was a little disappointed that Ben didn't play the pedal steel this time (or "the wah-wah thing," as I like to call it), but he stuck to one guitar and one bass, and mostly hid in the shadows. I did not throw my bra at him, although that was allegedly the plan (see, 'cause Matt's married and has a son, I will lust after his brother). Ben has a website with some fun mp3s of songs he wrote here.
See how I call them by their first names now? We are BFFs.
Friday, June 03, 2005
Sushi for lunch, sushi for dinner. I am a sushi whore!
Anyway, here is my lunch story: Gil, Renée, and Kerry often go to Karuta, which has half-price sushi for lunch. Sometimes I go, but it’s always a little weird because they’re all friends outside of work, so they talk the whole time about people they know and things they do, and I’m pretty much left out. Anyway we usually sit at one of the tables in the back, behind a screen, right? Well the service is always a little slow back there, so today we sat at the bar. And I realized just how loud those three are. “AND THERESA SAID BRIAN WOULDN’T COME OVER BUT THEN HE TOTALLY DID AND I WAS LIKE ‘OMG WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!’ BUT SHE DIDN’T EVEN APOLOGIZE AND IT WAS REALLY CRAPPY OF HER I THOUGHT.” And it really didn’t help that they’re all from the OC and they think they own the universe, so they were really dismissive to the wait staff. I was really embarrassed.
You know, I had a thought. I should totally go to that place alone sometime. The sushi’s really good, and cheap, and I wouldn’t have to worry about people being jerks.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
What am I currently doing? I am not working, I can tell you that much. And it's all god-damned McSweeney's fault. I can't stop reading!
*obsesses*
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Am I the only one who notices that Baby from Overcompensating is currently dressed up as Edward from Cowboy Bebop? Man, those two things combined make for one obscure reference. See May 26 for her outfit in full effect.
Some things made me mad today, so I thought I'd share:
- The GM ad on the radio this morning that told me "You have a full life, so you need an SUV."
- Match.com said I needed its new book to "find the person that will change your life." Because, you know, I'm not a full person capable of change on my own. I need someone else to complete me.
- Our esteemed President, in defense of his fellow corrupt businessmen everywhere, berated Russia for holding Mikhail Khodorkovsky without charges. Wait, so those people at Guantanamo are just on vacation? Silly Red Cross!
- Sudan arrested a second aid worker for pointing out the sickening violence that's been occurring against women there for months/years/centuries/forever.
And I just dropped my favorite pot lid on the floor and it shattered into a billion pieces. Gargh, I hate.
Monday, May 30, 2005
Today was the initially terrifying Memorial Day boat party with my boss and the new Spidell manager guy (who took the place of Horrible Rod, whose tenure came to a satisfyingly bad end ... mmm schadenfreude). It turned out to be not terribly terrifying at all, although I am really a nervous nellie who can make everyone within ten feet of me uncomfortable when I'm on a roll. But that is not the point of my tale. We took the boat out through the Huntington Beach marina, under PCH, and zipped over to Long Beach, where we moored (public parking for boats, who'd have guessed?) by Shoreline Village and had lunch, and that was all nice, but on the way back, Lynn said I should come and sit on the prow of the boat with her. I was game, so we took our Coronas up to the front, settled upon some sit-upons, and looped some extra rope around our ankles ("just in case," said Lynn). And then we took off out to sea, at about the speed of sound. Zoom!
Dude. That boat was smacking the waves so hard, I thought for sure we'd be thrown off into the ocean. Lynn's boyfriend is a little deaf, so she kept shouting for him to slow down, and he'd smile and wave. At one point, the boat dipped so suddenly Lynn and I both went flying, and when we landed we dropped our beers, and scrambled all over the prow trying to catch the bottles without dying. We were both soaked in beer, and laughing so hard I thought we'd choke. Lynn looked like she'd peed her pants. It was pretty awesome.
And I got a small sunburn. Happy Memorial Day.
Friday, May 27, 2005
I'm finally done with probably my hardest week at work ever. It's cool that they want to give me extra responsibilities and all, but man. I am beat. "Can you edit this article?" "Can you call these tax-prep software companies and then write about it?" "Can you build these reports?" "Can you make five new banner ads?" "Can you fix these interest rates on the website?" "Can you format this test?" "Can you design these three ads that I needed yesterday but neglected to tell you about until just now while I go pick up my dry cleaning?" "THANKS MEG YOU CAN NEVER QUIT, OKAY?"
I actually had two different people tell me I'm indispensable today. Mm, job security. I also spent most of today in meetings, which was not exciting at all, although I felt important. I am, like, a REAL PERSON, with an OFFICE and BUSINESS CARDS and crap. *gives USC the finger*
I didn't make any plans for Memorial Day, and then I felt kind of dumb. It would have been cool to go camping or something, but everyone else probably had that idea months ago and actually made plans. The outdoors is no good when its crowded. So instead I'll apparently be hanging out with my boss on her boat. We're going to sail around and barbecue! I will consider it an excursion into the lifestyle of the other half. You know, the half with money.
P.S. I went with Jason G. to see Christopher O'Riley play at UCLA Live last night, and I've gotta say, his Radiohead covers are way better than his Elliot Smith ones. But a good time was had by all. And sweet potato fries were had by me at a diner in Hollywood around midnight. I'm running on four hours of sleep, whee!
In June, we go see Aqualung again.
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
I got a thing in the mail at work today. It was an ad for a job-recruitment service, claiming it would "teach me the right career moves." I said to Nathan, "But I already know good career moves!" And Nathan said "Me too!"
And then we both started to dance.
thus ends a story with no point
Thursday, May 12, 2005
So, yeah, I basically suck at blog. But if you can forgive me, I will regale you with tales of what's happenin' now.
- Birthday: I turned 23 on the 27th, to a surprising amount of fanfare and frivolity (thanks Lori!). I can mention Lori by name because she claims to not read my blog, out of fear I say terrible things about her. I did maybe once or twice, but I'm not telling you where in the archive to look. Also ... um ... Girl Whose Codename I Forget and Boy of Hers took moi to The Stinking Rose in Beverly Hills (well, near the hills, anyway) and had tasty, tasty, stinky food. And the next day I had to cancel my doctor's appointment because I was surrounded by a noisome cloud.
- Skool: I am now officially registered for classes. Alls I gotta do is tell Daddy and file my severly late financial aid forms.
- Vegas: I just (yesterday) got back from a HOT TAX CONFERENCE in Las Vegas. The conference? More unbelievably nasty obese people than I've ever wanted to see 12 hours a day ever. Why would you let someone who looks like that do your taxes? Ugh. We were there at the fabulous Stardust for four days and three nights, and the one good thing about tax fatties is that they can shell out the bucks. We made almost $10,000 over two and a half days. Not bad, eh? Monday night we walked (staggered holding cocktails we just walked out of the bar with and nobody said anything to us? it was pretty crazy.) over to the new Wynn hotel (it is my hotel!), which was very Alice in Wonderland (think giant, slowly revolving chinese lanterns and an indoor forest hung with globes made of living flowers). Then we had dinner at the Venetian, which smells lovely and has paintings on the ceiling. Wednesday night we went to New York New York and ate at a pub called "The Nine Fine Irishmen," which was as fun to eat at as it is to say. We were never out past 10, and yet I'm still wiped out.
wynne is my middle name
Sunday, April 24, 2005
So, Dorothy Gambrell, who does the excellent Cat and Girl, has put together a thing. And oh, what a thing it is. She is the sort of person that I think I would really dig, if I ever met her. I'll trust that your natural curiosity will lead you to click that link, and not explain further.
So I've got this other news, too.
*waits for drumroll* ... *hears none, forges ahead nonetheless*
I'm going back to school, to finish this time. I've talked to my advisor, and filled out reams of financial aid crap, and as soon as I get the holds lifted from my account (financial aid holds, I get to talk to accounting gremlins this week) I'll register and be set to go. I'm ... well it's part terror and part exhiliration. Terraration? Exhilirerror? One of those.
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Dude. So. I totally just climbed a wall without using my hands. And then I climbed it without using footholds, which was a zillion times harder, but I managed.
Lori called me last week and said "hey, you wanna take a rock climbing class?" And I like when people present me with opportunities, so I told her "Sure." And it was really, really fun. So I signed up for the next two in the series, and I just got back from lesson #2. SO FUN. It's absolutely freeing in the way that a good ropes course is, where you know if you slip and fall (and I did, several times) nothing bad will happen to you (because somebody's holding your line, and, failing that, the floor is really squishy).
All these metaphors keep occurring to me, too. Not while I'm climbing, though — then it's all "hand hand, foot foot, rock rock." But really, like, I handle a number of different things at my job, right? And I have to make sure I'm doing them all together if things are going to work well. They'll work when I forget things, just not very well. It's the same with climbing: forget to swing your weight over your foot before you push off, or keep your arms straight, or watch where your feet are going, and all you'll do is make yourself tired. Remembering all those things is hard, but by remembering them, you make everything easier on yourself in the end. And so on.
Also I totally contacted my USC advisor today, and walked a mile to the hardware store, and put my shelf together, and I ROCK SO HARD I just thought I'd let everyone know.
I'm really full of endorphins right now. And I love everything and everyone. Just so you know.
P.S. Awesomelope is the name of the princess in Magical Adventures in Space. Her bodyguards, Topato Potato and Sheriff Pony, went back in time to the moment of her birth and named her.
Edit: Soo, Jeff Rowland changed his comic AGAIN. Try this linky link here.
Saturday, April 16, 2005
I returned to Virginia for a week, and it made me think about a lot of things. I know this comes as a shock. "What? Meg never thinks! And she certainly never taints her blog with vague, cerebral garbage!"
But really, it made me think. ("and now you're going to tell us all about it, right? right?!" I've mentioned before that I feel like I'm in a state of "becoming" (ignore any Red Dragon references that may occur to you there). At least, since I came home to Cali-for-neeya (and that's what it really felt like — Virginia is just a place I used to live, now) I've been getting a lot done. I hung my white/corkboard in the kitchen, bought and put up new blinds and curtains, finally got my own ficus (I have this thing about ficus trees. It is a mystery even to me.), and replaced the dying bean-bag with a nice chair from Ikea. It almost looks like someone lives here, now. And I've impressed a lot of people at work in the past week, including myself. All the same, my dishes are still dirty and I have a thousand boxes stuffed with junk I can't bring myself to chuck stashed away in cabinets and under the futon and my bed. And though Spidell has offered to pay for me to finish my degree, I haven't made any movement toward getting that started. I spent so long feeling so bad. I'm thankful every single day for where I am now, that I don't go to sleep crying and walk around feeling broken all the time. I'm really comfortable, and I think that's part of what's standing in my way. I have to finish my degree. Maybe it's part of my genetic makeup, maybe it's just because that was The Plan since forever. The thought of going back to USC is part eager challenge, part nauseating terror. It's the nauseating terror that keeps me from picking up the phone and starting to reconnect. Yeah, I could transfer, but I'd feel like I lost, somehow. I hate USC, I don't want it to beat me. All the same, I don't want to beat myself. Been there, done that. I've been at Spidell almost a year now. Am I different? Are my personal demons chased away or sufficiently bridled? I don't know. I think until I can start the ball (giant, Indiana-Jones-style boulder) rolling and keep it rolling, I haven't really changed that much. I've spent most of today, among irregularly surfacing bouts of work, thinking of a graceful way to introduce a post about my weekend. I'm a little skittish about blogging, you see. I like the words to sound good, and, like, stuff. So here I sit, in a dry patch between workish activities — mind you, I've got things I could be doing, but I don't feel like doing them — and the proper introductory sounds came and whispered themselves into my ear. I've got a cup of tea (my kidneys are already quailing at the prospect of more caffeine) and I'm ready to say my piece. I had a fine weekend. I awoke Saturday to a vague feeling of unease, and wondered what I was forgetting to remember. Of course! The KCRW concert! My two tickets (one for me, one for an as-yet-undetermined guest) had been purchased and waiting since September. It's actually kind of a miracle I remembered at all. The concert was supposed to be in November, see, but then Chris Martin (who would have been performing unaccompanied) asked the station to postpone the show until March, with the promise that all of Coldplay would be there. He had unfinished album business. So I called the Lorax, but I couldn't get in touch with her, so I called Lil Bro and asked if he wanted to see "Robots." He said the Lorax had just asked him the same question on IM, and was on her way. So I jumped in my car and flew up to Culver City to intercept them. Lil Bro remembered too late that the Lorax had said she had other things to do in L.A., and would not be by until later. So we hung out for a while. The Lorax finally showed up and I shanghied her off to the Universal Amphitheatre, where I had two seats waaaaay up high and to the left of the stage waiting for us. The show was great, which was what I expected, really. Coldplay blew everyone away, which was what we all expected, I'm sure. I had no idea Chris Martin was so personable and buoyant while he sings. He skipped and twirled all over the stage, and clearly knew how to handle a crowd of thousands, all singing along. They played "Yellow" as the last encore, and it was amazing. Everyone was standing, and Chris demanded the crew turn up the theater lights, and we all sang along, bathed in yellow light from the stage. Yee ha. I must must must see them do a whole show next time. Anyway, that is not the point of my story. As the Lorax and I entered the building, we saw the merchandise booth, and there were shirts that said "Aqualung." Aqualung? He hee! The crazy band names kids come up with these days. But here's the thing: Aqualung is a British dude who plays piano and sings, and he's brilliant. I mean, really. You know how it is when you hear a great song for the first time, that feeling that's part flying and part falling in love? It was like that. Astounding. Watching him play was like watching something deeply personal, the way he leans so near the mic with sleepy, half-lidded eyes. And then they'd run out of CDs by the time I made it down to the merch booth. Stupid merch booth. BUT Monday morning, still kind of dreamy and wistful for the weekend of awesome, I turned on my radio and there was Aqualung! They (piano dude Matt and his equally hot brother Ben) were doing a live set on Morning Becomes Eclectic. Sweet. And then Nic Harcourt, in that mellow British way of his, mentioned that they'd be playing another show at the Hotel Cafe that night before heading to Austin for SXSW. And I thought: Ooh. Then, in a totally un-Meggish move, I went out. Yes, folks, I was actually moved to go somewhere I'd never been before, on a weeknight, in the dark, by myself. Well, I invited Jason G. along, and he met me there, but I drove there alone. The Hotel Cafe is neither a hotel nor a cafe. It's kind of a coffeshop/bar in an alley, actually. It is long and narrow, like a hallway with a stage at one end. There are no windows. Anyway we were early (Aqualung was on at 9) but there was a line out the door, and we waited for about fifteen minutes with a growing sense of unease. Word along the line was that the record label had a list of 80-odd people, and the place was packed. The doorman said not to hope, but we hung on. We'd been talking to a very hip girl named Tracy (with fancy turquoise-striped hair that matched her jacket exactly), who said that she'd been there an hour and a half early for the show in January but never got in. The line gradually shrank as people gave up and left, and then the opening tinkling of "Tongue-Tied" (streaming link) started and I was sad. But then! Then the door guy must have taken pity on us fools out there in the cold (there were very few of us by then) and said "Okay, fifteen in." So we got in! I couldn't see a thing over people's heads, but I could hear, and that was the important part. We folded ourselves against the wall of the very, very narrow spot we were in, and had beers and listened to the wonderful, beautiful, soaring music. Jason seemed impressed, which gratified me. We then wandered a bit and had late-night pizza and dissed Green Day, but that is a story for another time. I had an adventure, and it was awesome. I should be wild more often — clearly all I need is inspiration. I recently complained to my optometrist about how my eyes are always dry, and how by the end of a day of staring at two (that's right, two — my office is sweet) monitors, my whites are not white. They are pink, like pretty, pretty princesses. So she gave me a $1-off coupon for some brand of eye drops. When you get a whole dollar off something, you better believe that something is not going to be cheap. These are the Cadillac of eye drops. I stood there at the Rite-Aid, wondering if something that cost $11 for a half-ounce could possibly be worth it. I'm not averse to paying for quality, but come on. Anyway I rolled my poor dry eyes and shelled out the cash, and let me tell you: Ooooo. Imagine a bottle of pure soothing that you can drip on your eyes up to four glorious times a day. Now if I could just figure out what's up with my face getting pink as the day progresses ... somebody told me recently it could be because of chemicals in the stuff I smear on myself to keep the acne at bay, which sucks. I get a choice between looking like I'm 15 and looking like I've just run a mile? Maybe I will try some Aveda or Burt's Bees stuff and see how that works. Oh, and go read The Front, because it's awesome. What do you suppose the chances are that I could get people to call me "Little Lady Fauntleroy"? Anyone? Not very good, probably. Did you see that Kelly Vivanco commented on my last post? Now I am like a rock star. I told her she was a Webcomics rock star when I met her, but she pshaw-ed me. It's true, though. I've been calling lots of people rock stars lately, although nobody seems to believe me. I told Magic Boy he was a rock star, but he said he was more like a well-respected indie band. Which is true enough, I suppose. He was on the cover of a magazine, though, that's got to count for something. See, now you're all "Who the heck is she talking about? Enough with the code names!" But what if the Russians are reading my blog, and they want me to spy for them, and their plan is to kidnap all my friends and hold them for ransom? You don't want to be kidnapped by Yevgeny and Boris, do you? I call Sara herself, though. I don't mind if the Russians get her. Anyway, Magic Boy is the guy I'm dating. He was perusing my blog the other day and asked why I never mentioned him, and I explained that I never talk about people I'm dating because, well, I'm not into soap operas and you're probably not either, and I don't want to inflict my private life on everyone like I do to poor Sara (who is probably already in a closet in Moscow somewhere, sorry Sara). I dated Magic Boy for a while and then totally left his ass for somebody else, kind of on the theory that I wasn't getting any long-term vibes from him, so somebody else might be better? But somebody else turned out to be a jerk (where do I find these people?). M.B. remained in the background the whole time, however. Did he know I'd regret my decision? Maybe he's psychic. That might help with the magic business. Anyway we're giving it another shot. He's not like anyone I've ever dated before, with the possible exception of a certain Dutch fella some of you will remember that I was in love with. I'm not in love with Magic Boy, but he's fun, and he drives a sexy, sexy Honda hybrid. And that's all I have to say about that. ... I've had this feeling lately. It's like I can hear the rumbling of giant machines at a great distance. Huge cogs are turning somewhere, operating something I don't yet understand. I'm ready to make some positive change, that's all. I like to think of it as cusping. The past several months, I've been like a seed trying to germinate. I'm ready to turn into something (hopefully not a weed). I mean, I'm already something, but I want to be something more. My new year's resolution was to stop being so frickin' scared of everything all the time, but that's more a backup to my endeavors than an endeavor in itself. I feel like I can direct what I grow into (and if I don't? it's weed city, baby.), and I've been trying to figure out what I want that to be. Not that I can't change, later, but I need A Direction to start in. I want to start drawing, daily. I want to start writing, daily. I want to take that UC Berkeley online extension class on indexing. I want to read, and cook, and travel. I want to be, if not fearless, then fearless enough to live my life and be myself. My neighbor, the one who wasn't home? He was totally home, and not answering the door. I didn't see him until 5, when I finally called the plumbers back, and now, two hours later, problem solved. Apparently neighbor-guy's been here for years, and there was an impenetrable wall of ICK in his drain (this was told to me by the plumber, and even he looked grossed out). To make matters more fun, some time ago neighbor-guy put Drano or something in there ("never do that," said the plumber) and it'd been slowly destroying the pipe ever since. But everything's fine now. Well, except the washing machine. I went to do some laundry, then discovered that the machine's broken, after I'd put my sheets, detergent, and a dollar in. I asked the prodigal neighbor if he knew about it. "Oh yeah," he said. "Rachel told me yesterday." It's been broken since yesterday, and nobody called the manager or put a sign up? For crying out loud. I put a sign up, and called the manager. "Oh," said the girl (I'm pretty sure I talked to her earlier today) "Is there a number to call on the washer?" Well, no. Otherwise I would've called it. "I'll have to ask the owner." So let me get this straight: you bought the building, and never gave any thought to what to do when things break? RAAAAAAAARGH! Somebody better fix that washer by Friday, or I'm getting evil. So I came home from work two days ago, and my apartment smelled funny. Not cat-sand funny, but wet funny. "This can't be good," I thought. Leaky fridge? Nope. Leaky sink? Nuh-uh. Has someone been taking a shower while I was at work? Well ... my tub was full of bathwater, and it was Not Mine. It had come up out of the drain, and was making no attempt to leave.
Current Music: Strokes, "I Can't Win" (haha, that sounds terrible. I didn't pick it, I swear, it was just on.)
Current Mood: Pensive, as per usual.Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Meggishly Un-Meggishly
Monday, March 07, 2005
Because pink is healthy, right? Not when it's the color of your eyes ...
Friday, March 04, 2005
Sometimes (a lot of times) I mean to write about things that I never end up writing about. It could be because I'm lazy, or because things just aren't as compelling as they seemed at first, or because my goldfish-like attention span has flitted off to some other bit of flotsam. (Shiny! Shiny!) I compose posts in my head almost every day on the way home from work, can you believe it? What half-formed thoughts would I end up shoving, drooling and shy, before the invisible Intarweb audience if I wasn't distracted by other things, like lint and comic books? Anyway here is a list of some junk that I never got around to talking about. Use your brain to stuff it in the cracks between my legitimate brain dumps, and you can fill my long blog silences, eh?
I can totally see now why I don't end up posting this crap. Man, I love stories with no point.
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
"Sara, I met this guy! He's great!" (two days later) "Sara, that guy was a jerk! But I met somebody else!" (and so on) To soothe M.B.'s ego, though, here is his and my whole sordid story:Monday, February 21, 2005
And then I write random, cerebral posts to my blog, but I never actually fix stuff >_<
Sunday, February 20, 2005
What? Here, you whiners, here is a picture for you to contemplate:
what we have here is a failure to communicate
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
hardee narf narf
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
I bought a painting. It was expensive. How expensive, I'm not saying. I can afford it, though. It's called "Bird Keeper."
I invented a word:
sneeze bishop: (n) A designated bestower of sneeze blessings. "My office is next to Nathan's, so I always end up his sneeze bishop."
"A Lesson Is Learned But the Damage Is Irreversible" is excellent today. This one may be my favorite so far.
I'm writing a story about a woman named Melina, who can see how people will die.
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Or, the Year of Living Meggishly
How's that — melodramatic?
So I been thinkin'. Thinkin' hard.
I'm done waiting.Sunday, January 23, 2005
In the yard of my first house grew a tree with plum-colored leaves. Outside my door, now, there are two. Also a camellia that never stops blooming. I like to take its fallen magenta blossoms and arrange them on the moss by my stairs. Don't let my stories of price and location fool you — I chose this apartment because of the garden.
P.S. Is it wrong to want a sticker that says "My other car is a Pynchon novel"?
Saturday, January 22, 2005
I dunno, go see for yourself.
I was going to post something meaningful about why I read webcomics, but ... well, maybe later.
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Not all of yesterday sucked. In fact, the end of yesterday turned out pretty well. There I was, reading Overcompensating, when Jeff Rowland mentioned the Dumbrella coffee-house meet-up that I'd been sad to miss. Missing it was unavoidable, because it was in Massachusetts and I'm ... well, I'm here. I'm there in spirit, maybe. Anyway, most of the Dumbrella boys got together to meet people and hang out and get sneered at by baristas. I wanted to know how things had gone, but who would write up something like that?
Websnark, that's who.
I spent a good two hours reading this Eric Burns guy's blog, and feeling inadequate. Here's someone accomplishing what I really only dream of in my more ambitious moments (namely, being a fine source of information on, and guide to, and reviewer of, webcomics), and doing it really well. Even the comments on the posts were entertaining. There are idiots out there, but they're not reading Websnark.
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
I had to leave work and come home to meet the plumber. His name is Miguel. He is very nice, although I mostly have no idea what he's saying. Turns out the problem is with my neighbors' tub. Neighbors are not home. So, Miguel has to go get the "very long" snake and run it through somewhere in the roof. Miguel is hard-core. He won't be back for an hour, though, so in the meantime I'm sitting here, getting nothing done. I should do some laundry or something. At least nobody at work can complain that I'm gone, 'cause I've been really good and gotten everything done early this week. Maybe they miss me, though. I'd miss me.
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
So I'm sitting here, thinking about words. And I wonder to myself "What's the difference, really, between 'avenge' and 'revenge'?" I looked it up, and now I'm gonna tell you:
Avenging, says Merriam-Webster's 4th ed. Unabridged Dictionary, is when you take vengeance on someone or something on behalf of someone else. It implies vengeance above and beyond the original transgression.
I'm still gonna call my super-hero team the Revengers.
Revenge, on the other hand, is vengeance carried out for oneself. It implies an evening of the score, with a dash of petty malice thrown in.