Tuesday, October 04, 2005
It is a sickness
Most of the people who park in the parking lot at work are idiots. This isn't a value judgement — they're just dumb, and I'm not the only one who's noticed. Today, for example, I pulled in behind a Porsche, going about -5mph. The driver pulled slooooooowly into the lot, then driiiiiifted leftish and rightish down the main aisle, stopped once, drifted some more, then stopped again. There I sat behind him, fuming, and our office manager sat behind me. The Porsche's driver was looking from side to side: "Gee, where should I park?" Finally he picked a spot (on the left) and I zipped past him to our office. As I walked into the building with the office manager, she said "You know, sometimes you don't want to honk so much as to RUN OVER THEM." And that's the truth.
