Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Not that smooth
I've been having a hard morning. My car wouldn't start, and once I'd woken Nick up so he could jump it, I drove off while my purse was still in his living room. Of course, by that time I was running late, so I had to leave the car running and unlocked while I ran into my apartment to dress for work. Good thing it was still there when I came back. Naturally, my coworkers decided the best thing to do would be to give me crap about fixing it (and how am I going to do that, guys, with no money or ID?).
Anyway, I had to take a Self-Pity Moment™ in the ladies' room. I'll just splash cold water on my eyes to get rid of the redness. Nobody will notice. When I left that bathroom, I looked totally composed. So smooth, I thought. And then when Tim asked me what I wanted for lunch, what came out of my mouth was a snot-clogged, wavery little I've-been-crying voice. Oops.
Anyway, I had to take a Self-Pity Moment™ in the ladies' room. I'll just splash cold water on my eyes to get rid of the redness. Nobody will notice. When I left that bathroom, I looked totally composed. So smooth, I thought. And then when Tim asked me what I wanted for lunch, what came out of my mouth was a snot-clogged, wavery little I've-been-crying voice. Oops.
Friday, August 18, 2006
"Did you do something? I just got a call from Samuel L. Jackson."
BWAAAAAHAHAHAAA!
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
He's from Virginia!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/08/15/allen.volunteer.ap/
I read The Consumerist and Defamer on an hourly basis here at "work." Gawker Media is a blogging juggernaut that I would not throw a rock at in a dark alley. But sometimes I have things to say, and commenting on the Gawker blogs is by invitation only — keeps things civil, you know. Anyway today The Consumerist is giving away invitations, and you better believe I got one. Oh Internets, you better watch out.
Good old functionally retarded George Allen. He was Virginia's governor once! My favorite part is where he says "Let's give a welcome to Macaca here. Welcome to America and the real world of Virginia."
Sidarth was born and raised in Fairfax County (VA). He's a senior at the University of Virginia.
But you know, he's brown-skinned, so obviously he's one a them furriners. I bet it played really well with the crowd. Way to go, Georgie!
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Oh that's hot
I read The Consumerist and Defamer on an hourly basis here at "work." Gawker Media is a blogging juggernaut that I would not throw a rock at in a dark alley. But sometimes I have things to say, and commenting on the Gawker blogs is by invitation only — keeps things civil, you know. Anyway today The Consumerist is giving away invitations, and you better believe I got one. Oh Internets, you better watch out.
