Friday, May 07, 2004
So I've been looking for a job, right? One of the things about job-hunting on the internet is that you find a lot of weirdos (as opposed to the rest of the internet, where everyone is normal). And, well, some of these job postings are just silly. So here, for your entertainment and education, I present...
Stupid job postings, part 1
Knowledge of the area and computer skills are a must. Some baking ability. <-- eh?
PROFESSIONAL SIGN HOLDER NEEDED <-- I'm all over this one.
Personal assistant needed. PLEASE BE A CAPRICORN. <-- DAMN, I'M A TAURUS.
NOT A CONDOM STUDY <-- ... oh, good.
Mystery Shoppers needed. Thanks and we are doing the Indian Rain dance for you! God Bless, Paul <-- Thanks Paul! I love you!
L.A. based Escort Agency now looking for reliable drivers to help get our Dancers to and from their shows. <-- and you have to drive an SUV, and it can't have any dents. Strippers gotta travel in style, you know.
Petsitting my Cat in your home <-- yeah, this one pays EIGHT WHOLE DOLLARS a day, and you have to drive the cat around
Models Wanted For Foot Fantasy Party <-- beyond weird. Look here to see this sucker in its full glory.
What are you doing next Tues in Burbank???CALL NOW <-- is it a job, or a date?
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Yeah okay, that's enough of that. Sara's brother Theo is coming over tonight so he'll be ready for Lori to turn him into an elf for her sfx makeup final tomorrow. Good times. Well, except that I'll be living in a cardboard box shortly if I don't find a job. Other than that things are fantastic.
just shoot me
Stupid job postings, part 1
Knowledge of the area and computer skills are a must. Some baking ability. <-- eh?
PROFESSIONAL SIGN HOLDER NEEDED <-- I'm all over this one.
Personal assistant needed. PLEASE BE A CAPRICORN. <-- DAMN, I'M A TAURUS.
NOT A CONDOM STUDY <-- ... oh, good.
Mystery Shoppers needed. Thanks and we are doing the Indian Rain dance for you! God Bless, Paul <-- Thanks Paul! I love you!
L.A. based Escort Agency now looking for reliable drivers to help get our Dancers to and from their shows. <-- and you have to drive an SUV, and it can't have any dents. Strippers gotta travel in style, you know.
Petsitting my Cat in your home <-- yeah, this one pays EIGHT WHOLE DOLLARS a day, and you have to drive the cat around
Models Wanted For Foot Fantasy Party <-- beyond weird. Look here to see this sucker in its full glory.
What are you doing next Tues in Burbank???CALL NOW <-- is it a job, or a date?
--
Yeah okay, that's enough of that. Sara's brother Theo is coming over tonight so he'll be ready for Lori to turn him into an elf for her sfx makeup final tomorrow. Good times. Well, except that I'll be living in a cardboard box shortly if I don't find a job. Other than that things are fantastic.
just shoot me
