Monday, March 01, 2004
Today I got myself a "news aggregator." It allegedly picks up RSS feeds from places (news sites, mostly) that I select and displays them on one page for me. Much handier than the Drudge report, and probably more reliable (wink, wink). Now, since I've been reading news all day, I give you "Funny Headlines I Made Up But Have No Use For":
Jackson, Waters puzzled at low "I Love Tyrants" t-shirt demand
Maxine Waters defends "personal friend" Aristide, shoots puppy
UN: Flawed elections a sign Aristide needed to go -- Bush another matter entirely.
"He has nuclear weapons," says Annan.
Jackson, Waters puzzled at low "I Love Tyrants" t-shirt demand
Maxine Waters defends "personal friend" Aristide, shoots puppy
UN: Flawed elections a sign Aristide needed to go -- Bush another matter entirely.
"He has nuclear weapons," says Annan.
